Thursday, March 4, 2010

#7: Do You Remember This Girl?

you may remember this lovely lady from one of our first posts about teenagers explaining pez dispensers to foreigners. well shes back to explain the health benefits of showing lots of tit, wearing unchipped nail polish and picking your nose all at the same time. this is a time honoured canadian tradition, and is indigenous to the saskachewan prairies. although the gesture is provocative in and of itself, it is generally part of the canadian courtship rituals. while people in other developed countries waste their time "dating" and "falling in love" and then "getting divorced," canadian teenagers simply show some tit, pick their noses and wear fresh nail polish. whichever girl can hold the pose longest is considered the most desirable, and the males will battle for her affections indefinitely.

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